Man, the girls in the Victoria's Secret catalogs make the blazer-with-shorts outfit look so breezy and Casual-Friday! Of course, my workplace is casual every day. But even my borderline-pajama-friendly office deserves better than to be subjected to this level of booty during business hours -- these things are way shorter than I realized! I actually took some scissors after looking at these pictures, and removed the stitches that had been holding the cuffs up on these dang shorts, so I could unroll them slightly for the workplace. That cuff should be optional! Booty should be a conscious choice. One made by an informed, adult woman. Right? Right.
Tank: Random TJ Maxx find
Gold cage heels: Jeffrey Campbell
High waisted denim shorts and velvet blazer: VS