We registered for an axe because axes are useful -- especially when you have lots of trees and shrubbery on your property. I don't know if we really thought anybody would buy it, but of COURSE our guitarist Robert and his beautiful girlfriend got it for us (He is our band's axe man, after all). What's more: they embossed our names onto the case that came with it!
We took it with us on our honeymoon, thinking (ridiculously) that if we felt like doing real camping and firebuilding, we could use it. Obviously, that didn't happen! So we decided to have some cheeky fun and use it as a wardrobe prop for some pictures. Of course, you might have noticed that if MC and I get on either side of a lens, things can go on indefinitely.
Ancient cutoffs: Who knows
Top: Silence and Noise
Moccasin boots: Minnetonka
Axe: Eastwing, courtesy of Robert Rasmussen
Egads! Married people avoiding tan lines! Alone in the woods! Puritans avert your eyes.
We did actually find one practical application for the axe while we were on vacation: splitting a watermelon.