But then I got offer from Choies, which is where I got that batshit crazy baseball jacket style sweatshirt I posted on Friday.
I took them up on their offer because a cursory look at their selection revealed that by God, they have the biggest selection of WEIRD, CRAZY STUFF I have ever seen in one place. It's like a virtual walk through a Hong Kong street market. Allow me to illustrate.
Could I interest you in some apparel featuring your favorite "licensed" (???) properties?
How about something with an animal?
How about something with an animal screaming?
Or a delightfully unintelligible abuse of the English language? (Bite Threat America?!)
Or for the lady who has everything...stuff too bizarre to describe (P.S. They're the ones who pixelated the inside of that shoe...).
So you see why I couldn't resist. For the record, the crazy baseball jacket hasn't fallen apart in the wash yet.