Cropped halter top: Asos
High waisted shorts: Victoria's Secret
Heels: Vintage via Etsy
Shell necklace: Present from my mom long ago
Bag: Vintage via The Getup
It's been hot as a bastard here and I freaking love it. It's perfect weather for '70s inspired shorts and wooden heeled sandals. In fact, with my hair growing into a Toni Tennille bowl, I realized that I looked sort of like the badass chick from this '70s editorial photo. Minus the cigarette and the motorbike.
I tried to make up for it with the occasional use of a Pez dispenser as a prop here, which I found in my purse. Full disclosure: I didn't actually eat any of the Pez. Once you stop eating candy, you lose your desensitization to its toxic properties and it just straight up smells like glucose shock and digestible plastic. I ate the shit out of some Pez back in high school though. I was all about the day-to-day prop comedy of offering my classmates quirky candy.
See? I'm actually less annoying now. Hard to believe, I know.